So today i woke at 3am
very excited.
we had packed our bags, gathered all the relevant documents and called the cab
we were flying to FIJI for a well deserved break.
I woke the family at 5.30 cab at 6 to the airport.
we were in high spirits at 6.45 when we rocked up to the virgin counter.
"there is a problem" the virgin behind the counter said
"your daughters passport doesn't have 6 months left"
"so" i say?
"Fiji required passports to have 6 months left on your passport to enter"
YOU CAN'T FLY
my son started crying. he never cries.
my wife looked as if she had taken a short jab in the solar plexus.
i thought i was trapped in the twilight zone.
so ten minutes after we caught the cab in, we caught another out.
we rallied our energy over breakfast. What to do?
FIJI consulate? Passport office? travel agent?
we had an hour to find a chemist andmake our daughter sit still,
download the passport forms and fill them in
and get a JP to notarise everything.
by ten thirty we were done at the passport office.
they told us two working days.
"Thats tuesday, todays friday!!!" the voice in my head screamed
we started to cry again...
"Buuuut for you" delivered with a wink...
come back at 4pm.
christmas in august!
we walked across the road to the travel agent.
"we weren't told about the 6 months" I said
he made some murmurings about it being on page 4 of the annex to the documents
in the left hand side of the blah blah blah...
anyway we would probably just have to cop a change fee.
$70 a ticket perhaps.
the passport office called,
there was a problem with the form we had to go back.
Fuck!
the travel agent wandered back in .
price to fly tomorrow $2500.
WTF?
it was at that point i seriously felt like shouting and kicking something.
we regrouped at yum-cha.
i did some research and got some prices.
went back in and he said they were all very sorry, had pulled some strings and
the price was now $1000
predictably i was relieved
the bait and switch successful
we all shook hands
and we went home
(although technically i had to go back to the passport office 2 hours later)
as we unlocked the front door we heard a desperate meowing
bones
our cat was trapped in the upstairs apartment
and nobody would have found her for 8 days.
so for the wrong date on a passport,
a day of being screwed around,
$1000
and a little bit of luck
we saved the life of a family member.
priceless!